Welcome to Yo Mama Jokes. Here we have collection of more than 400 hilarious yo mama jokes categorised into different categories like yo mama so fat, stupid, ugly, etc. Find the most hilarious yo mama jokes.
- Yo momma so dumb she stole a free sample
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- Yo momma is so hairy, when you were born, you almost died of rug burn.
- Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
- Your mom is like a hardware store.. 10 cents per screw...hahaha
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- Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!
- Yo momma so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
- Yo momma so stupid she thought gangrene was another golf course
- Yo momma’s so poor, she can’t afford to pay attention.
- Yo momma so slutty, she made Right Guard turn left.
- Yo momma so smelly the government make her wear a Biohazard warning
- Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!
- Yo mama so white, she gets sunburn from a 40 watt light bulb.
- Yo momma teeth are so yellow, I can’t believe its not butter.
- Yo momma so small she committed suicide of the kerb
- Yo momma smells so bad suicide bombers from iraq come under her arm just to die
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- Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.