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  1. Yo mama is like a christmas tree everybody hangs there balls on her
  2. Your mom is like a hardware store.. 10 cents per screw...hahaha
  4. Yo momma's like a T.V. set, even a three year old can turn her on.
  5. Yo momma's like a bowling ball: she's picked up, fingered, and then thrown in the gutter.
  7. Yo momma's like a doorknob - everyone gets a turn!
  8. Yo momma's like the railway system, she gets laid all over the country.
  10. Yo momma's armpits so hairy, it looks like she has the Jackson 5 in a headlock.
  11. Yo momma so hairy when she lifts up her arms it looks like she has got bob marly in a headlock.
  13. Yo mama is like a bus, she's big she doesn't smell very good and it's only a dollar to ride.
  14. Yo momma like a bowling shoe you dont know wats bean in her
  16. Yo momma is like a doornob, everyone takes a turn.
  17. Yo momma is like a village bycicle everybody's had a ride.
  19. Yo momma LIKE A BARN DOOR ALWAYS OPEN.
  20. Yo momma like a shot gun, two cocks and she blows!
  22. Yo momma like a vacum she sucks she blows and gets laid in the wardrobe

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