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  1. Yo mamas so fat tht when she was sunbathing everyone yelled QUICK GET THE WHALE BACK IN THE WATER!!!!
  2. Yo mama is so fat that she had to go to sea world to get baptized
  3. Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
  4. Yo momma's so fat, when she gets on the scale it says, "I don't do livestock!"
  5. Yo mamma is so fat she playes pool wit the planets
  6. Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.
  7. Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...
  8. Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read
  9. Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator,
  10. Yo mama's so fat, her yearbook picture is an aerial.
  11. Yo mama's so fat, she uses hula hoops to hold up her socks.
  12. Yo mama's so fat, we're inside her right now.
  13. Yo momma so fat when she sat in the middle of the road and the car swerved around her the car ran out of fuel.
  14. Yo momma so fat man she got on the syale and the fat doctor came and sade OO IS THAT YOU PHONE NUMBER?!
  15. Yo momma is so fat dat she went 2 the movies and sat next 2 EVERY 1
  16. Yo momma is so fat she had to get baptized at sea world
  17. Yo momma is so fat when she moved out of the state, the obesity rate went down 30%!
  18. Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the bitch's good side!
  19. Yo momma so fat that her undes look like gre stings lol hahahahahaha
  20. Yo momma so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!

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