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  1. Yo momma so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt! =-> SO GREASY,
  2. Yo momma so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!Yo momma so greasy she sweats Crisco!=-> TEETH SO YELLOW,
  4. Yo momma so greasy her idea of bottled water is the left over oil slime from a bacon, sausage and egg fry up.
  5. Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
  7. Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!
  8. Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her
  10. Yo mama so greasy her freckles slipped off.
  11. Yo mama so greasy the Chip Shop uses her sweat as Deep Fry
  13. Yo mama so greasy she sweats butter, syrup, excretes jam...and has a full time job at the 'Pancake Palace' wiping pancakes across her forheed
  14. Yo mama so greasy her idea of bottled water is the left over oil slime from a bacon, sausage and egg fry up.

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