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  1. Yo mama is so hairy when you were born you almost died of rug-burn - By Ted M Nugent
  2. Yo mama so hairy you came out as the caveman
  3. Yo momma's so hairy, you almost died of rugburn at birth.
  4. Yo momma is so hairy, when you were born, you almost died of rug burn.
  5. Yo momma is so hairy your daddy has to go on a safari to find her tit.
  6. Yo momma so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
  7. Yo momma so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody
  8. Yo momma so hairy she's got afros on her nipples!
  9. Yo momma so hairy the only language she speaks is wakie!!!
  10. Yo momma so hairy tht when she pulled down her pants dad yelled "its Osama!"
  11. Yo momma so hairy wen u were born u got carpet burn
  12. Yo momma so hairy when u were born u had carpet burn!
  13. Yo momma so hairy, when she gave birth to you, you died of rug-burn.
  14. Yo momma so hairy, the only language she speaks is wookie.
  15. Yo momma is so hairy when she went into the mall and fell down, the workers took her and put her on the coat rack
  16. Yo momma so hairy shes the back up for chewbaka
  17. Yo momma is so hairy she grows afro's around her nipples
  18. Yo momma is so hairy she's got a mowhawk below on her!!!
  19. Yo momma is so hairy that when u were born u almost died of rugburn.

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