Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo momma's so old, she owes Jesus a nickel.
Yo momma's so old, the candles cost more than the birthday cake.
Yo momma so old that wen God said let their be light she hit the switch.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo momma so old, her social security card is in roman numerals
Yo momma is so old her bones are hanging in a museum
Yo momma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo momma so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo momma so old shes blind from the big bang.
Yo momma so old dat when she farts all dat comes out iz dust
Yo momma so old the her barest milk to into powderer lolololololololololol yo mans Yo momma so old lol 1_7
Yo momma so old when she reads the bible she reminisces.
Yo momma so old when she went in a play . they told her to act her age .. and she died!
Yo momma so old, her social security number is 1!
Yo momma so old, she older than yo grandma!
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