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  1. Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
  2. Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
  3. yo mama so poor tat wen i walked in d front i was in d back yard
  4. Yo momma so poor, I saw your momma kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing, and she said "Moving."
  5. Yo momma's so poor, she can't afford to pay attention.
  6. Yo momma's so poor that when I ring the doorbell she says, "DING!"
  7. Yo momma's so poor that when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers.
  8. Yo momma's so poor, when your family watches TV, they go to Sears.
  9. Yo momma so poor she hangs the toilet paper out to dry.
  10. Yo momma so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
  11. Yo momma's so poor that when someone steps on a cigarette, she
  12. Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
  13. Yo Momma so poor she does drive by shootings on the bus.
  14. Yo momma so poor for christmas she bought a video people opening there presents funny rigth lol!!!
  15. Yo momma so poor I walked into your house and 3 roaches tripped me & tried to take my wallet!
  16. Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says, "DING!"
  17. Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
  18. Yo family is so poor when i asked whats for dinner, yoYo momma pulled out a shot gun and said, "The next momma Fuker that moves."
  19. Yo momma so poor she hasent seen 50cent i dont mean the raper i mean 50cent..
  20. Yo momma is so poor she took out a 10 dollar bill and tried to make it rain!

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