Yo Mama So Short

1. Yo momma so short she can hang glides Doritos.
2. Yo momma's so short, she can sit on a dime and swing her legs.
3. Yo momma's so short, she does back flips under the bed.
4. Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!
5. Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!
6. Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
7. Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.
8. Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.
9. Yo mama so short she models for trophys.
10. Yo momma's arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.
11. Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!
12. Yo momma so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
13. Yo momma so short she can play handball on the curb.
14. Yo momma so short she does backflips under the bed.
15. Yo momma so short she models for trophys.
16. Yo momma so short she pole vaults with a toothpick.
17. Yo momma so short she can do backflips under a bed
18. Yo momma so short she gotta slam-dunk her bus fare!
19. Yo momma so short that she can backflip under the bed
20. Yo momma so short that she has to hold up a sign that says, "Dont Spit! I Cant Swim!"
21. Yo momma so short that ur dad can use her 4 a tooth pick
22. Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers liscense
23. Yo momma so short she got 2 use a sticky hand to open the cardoor

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