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  1. Yo Mama so ugly, she makes blind children cry.
  2. Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind man cry! - from Gill Gill
  3. Yo mama so ugly every time her kids look at her kids need 2 to go 2 the drs.
  4. Yo momma is so ugly, she has to sneek up on bath water!
  5. Yo mamma so ugly you had to pin a porkchop to her face so the dog would play with her
  6. Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
  7. Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints
  8. Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make
  9. Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.
  10. Yo momma so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
  11. Yo momma so ugly she scares the roaches away.
  12. Yo momma so ugly king kong rang her up and asked for his face back
  13. Yo momma so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
  14. Yo momma so ugly that people thought michael jackson was her twin
  15. Yo momma so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie facedown.
  16. Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
  17. Yo momma so ugly, she walked into taco bell and they all ran for the border!
  18. Yo momma so ugly..god decided to only make 1 and smashed the mould
  19. Yo momma so ugly..when she was born the doctor slapped her mother

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